The Worst Raspberries

We already know who's the new Superman (and Batman!), but what about James Bond? Now, that's a close one for Mr. Owen, but let that be. We've got the carpets rolling for the big one. Still, it's all about the best. What about the best of the worst?

Last night was a hit for the Razzies when Newsweek's Person of the Year, George W. Bush, had his moment in Hollywood's spotlight when he received the worst actor of the year award for his performance in "Fahrenheit 9/11". Congrats Mr. Bush!

Ironically though, the best actress actually turned up to accept the award for her meowing role of catwoman which was also honored as the worst picture. Halle Berry showed up with her 2002 Oscar just to make her point; "I want to thank Warner Brothers for casting me in this piece of shit!"

More interestingly, Mr Bush with the help of his Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, and his pet goat made the top for the worst screen couple. With some fierce planing Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld managed to grab the worst supporting actor for his extensively involved supporting role in Mr. Moore's Bush Bash and Britney Spears won worst supporting actress for her chewing gum popping republican appearence.

Sadly, Team America couldn't make it to the top, but I guess their efforts weren't in vain as Mr. Kim has ambitiously revealed his plans with a new Ben Affleck film. However, Poor Ben had fallen flat after his promising jersy girl gave him the slip.

All these lucky stars were honored with a golf ball-sized figure of a "Raspberry" atop a mangled Super 8 film reel that is spray-painted gold which is known to have an estimated street value of $4.97! Who's up for the backyard bash?

For more information on the 25th Golden Raspberry Awards visit Razzies Office

User Naz   Post Date Sunday, February 27, 2005 | Comments (4)

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On February 27, 2005, Josh Said...

LOL! It has happen 24 times? I have never heard of this before.. I just couldn't help falling out watching the nominees.. LOL!!!!

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"We now believe that North Korea’s entire nuclear program may have merely been a decoy to distract us from their true goal: assembling a full-length Ben Affleck film," the CIA source said.

Why do they always play with poor Benny?? :(


On February 27, 2005, Dinz Said...

at last some slate in ceneus.. :o)


On February 27, 2005, Rich Said...

>> Why do they always play with poor Benny?? :(

B'cos he's easy to play with.. :P

leaving the *US-GOV* aside, I think most of them deserved their awards.. I wished they gave Alexander worst picture and not Catwoman. and seriously what happen to Team America? It should have defenitely been in the list.. maybe Kimmy has some explaining to do.. ;)


On February 28, 2005, Josh Said...

ya right... u ought to tell that to the casters jut like Berry did.. it's not his fault that he gets ended up in crappy roles.. now Daredevil wasn't one of those..


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